Broken Cheez-it's

So you went home for the Holidays and your mom gave you a BAG of Cheez-its, you're not going to eat this small bag while you are in the states and Cheez-it boxes are plentiful. 

So, your going to smash that bag of Cheez-its into your carry-on luggage and smuggle it into Canada.

Unfortunately, Cheez-it bags have no exoskeleton type of protect, like a box, to protect it while inside your luggage, so it doesn't make it safely.

What now?

You're not going to through them away, not when you cannot buy them in Canada, you're going to have to eat them somehow and no one likes to eat smashed crackers. 

Solution

CHEEZ-IT MEATBALLS!!

Things you will need: 

Cheez-its, 

Ground meat (I am using beef and pork sausage) 

1 egg

1/3 cup milk

garlic

 and other spices.

 

Step 1: Poor all the Cheez-its out, pick out the whole ones and eat them

Step 2: Add the egg and milk to the broken Cheez-its and beat them all together

Step 3: Put your meat into a mixing bowl. Add in 3 or 5 garlic gloves, diced, and all your other spice

Step 4: Get MESSY !!!

Step 5: Form BALLS!!!!

Step 6: Cook the BALLS!

MEATBALL SAUCE!!

Use the cheapest sauce you can find

Secret to making shitty pasta sauce taste better

Also add onions, garlic, and all the same spices that were added to the meatballs, don't go stingy on the basil and garlic.

Then add the meatballs!!!!

While you wait for your meatballs to cook into the sauce and your noodles, make yourself a drink!! if you are in a nice mood, make one for your partner too!

SERVE IT UP!!